Me: "Girl, your life is batshit crazy. I'd write a book, but no one would believe it.“

My sister: "Go ahead. I'll sue, we'll go on Oprah, stage an epic fight, and make a shitload of money. Momma will be so proud."

                                                     ♥

For Delores, sister-mother-addict, who sparkled too brightly for this dark world.